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Man, the headlines for this story just seem to write themselves:
Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
Jersey City Councilman Steve Lipski likes to pee from high places
( Steven Lipski apparently likes a drink, but its what he did while drunk Friday that has exposed him to a wider audience...)
After Peeing on Hippies, Jersey City Pol Goes on Wagon
(...he still insists it wasn't a golden shower of unlimited devotion but simply an accidentally spilled beer. Employees at the D.C. club disagree and maintain they spotted Lipski in the act of micturition...)
I'll quit booze, sez pol in wee bit of trouble
Will sobering up be the best thing for him? I mean, really, I've always thought that New Jersey politicians had to be half in the bag to believe the things they said, or to do the things they do. Lipski's newfound sobriety may make his gig as Jersey City Councilman just a bit too much to stomach. Unless, of course, he simply turns to drugs. He didn't say anything about quitting drugs, right?
He's still got a chance, then....
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All of these headlines makes me wonder who "leaked" this story.
LOLOL....
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