Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"Runners Whom The Race Outran...."

I'm talking Osama bin Ladin (who?):

It is pathetic that the only way he can show the world he exists is by releasing occasional taped statements on events he is really not involved with and cannot influence. He is like a color commentator who has long since left the game and only states the obvious when on screen, but whose previous track record and personality keeps him bankable; and who knows, maybe someday he'll do something memorable again. Meanwhile it's jihad this, ummah that, Al Aqsa and the other thing — it's a shame we haven't been able to terminate his contract.

Post title is a Simpsons reference, of course...

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